Malcolm Reynolds gives some good life advice
My friend is having a fall wedding and she wants me to help her plan. Which is sweet. But, um. Are you sure, friend. At this stage in my life if I were to throw my own wedding it would be superhero themed and the cake would have jelly beans on top. We would play the booty song at the reception and have a moment of silence after dedicating it to the booty man himself, Tom Wilson. Are you sure you want this. I didn’t go to a single party in high school, or either prom. Are you sure you want me near your wedding.
Oh, great. She Paints Me Blue came on shuffle. So tonight is going to that place,huh? I’m not prepared. Please no.