i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
You are in the presence of Brianna Stormborn of House Cakus, Queen of Coffee & Tea, Khalessi of Tumblr, & Mother of Canine, Feline, & Avian.
Does this make me Mother of Canine, Feline, and Avian?
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story